funny story.

Tonight, Perry and I went to the gym.

It was hard.

He worked my butt off.

But it felt great, and

was much needed.

When we were done working out,

we decided to go sit in the sauna to get a good sweat,

and to relax our muscles a bit.

As we're sitting there,

this really old [80ish] couple walks out of the steam room.

They go and sit down on the bench next to the hot tub,

so Perry and I could see them through the window.

They sit down and the wife turns her back to the husband,

the husband grabs her shoulders like he is going to give her a massage.

Perry immediately says, "Oh, that's..."

BUT right as he says "that's," she flips her swimsuit straps down,

and nearly exposes herself to the whole gym.

The husband is vigorously scratching her back,

so much she has red marks.

She decides she wants more, and lowers the back on her swim suit even farther.

She is now nearly two centimeters away from exposing her nipple.

He is still scratching away.

Me and Perry are dying of laughter and disgust,

and are trying to look away but are forced to watch.

We look one last time and his hand is all the way down,

underneath her butt scratching away,

as she is struggling to keep her top up,

so she doesn't give the little boys in the pool a show.

We finally decided to leave.

We get home, and tell my family about it and how gross it was.

They already knew.

She usually wears just a sports bra -

mind you she is nearly 80

and isn't a stick

[if you know what I mean].

And he usually cleans his feet in the pool/hot tub.

They do this all the time, and have been written up before.

Seriously folks, lets go home and do that

not sit at the gym and make everyone sick.